Wonyakgep is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, awe-inspiring hamster.

Wonyakgep created Mount Everest nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wonyakgep, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Wonyakgep, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Wonyakgep's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Wonyakgep's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into blue rooms.

2. Put Wonyakgep first in all things.

3. Never wear cyan rings.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.