Cam is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, all-powerful squid.

Cam created an up quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cam, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cam, she will curse you with boils.

Cam's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Cam's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cam.

2. Cam loves seals, so they must be respected.

3. Never wear scarves.

4. Do not eat lemons.

5. Do not listen to music.