Vadmilzag is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, calm dragon.

Vadmilzag created vertebrates two million years ago.

If you believe in Vadmilzag, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Vadmilzag, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Vadmilzag's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Vadmilzag's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never wear dresses.

5. Fast once a month.