Hablarnpad is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, able wombat.

Hablarnpad created the Cigar Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hablarnpad, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hablarnpad, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Hablarnpad's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Hablarnpad's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no dogs in a building before entering it.

2. Never talk about black holes.

3. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Never write about moons.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.