Xinbabdap is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, thoughtless beaver.

Xinbabdap created viruses two years ago.

If you believe in Xinbabdap, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Xinbabdap, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Xinbabdap's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Xinbabdap's Holy Commandments

1. Never sprint in holy places.

2. Xinbabdap must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never sing near frogs.

4. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not stand on grass.