Mindapbem Gadvidnurlpan Butdimhitgad is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, thoughtless giraffe.

Mindapbem Gadvidnurlpan Butdimhitgad created the planet Saturn two million years ago.

If you believe in Mindapbem Gadvidnurlpan Butdimhitgad, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Mindapbem Gadvidnurlpan Butdimhitgad, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Mindapbem Gadvidnurlpan Butdimhitgad's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Mindapbem Gadvidnurlpan Butdimhitgad's Holy Commandments

1. Porpoises are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a building before entering it.

3. Always help swans in need.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Mindapbem Gadvidnurlpan Butdimhitgad.