Pinbemhak is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, calm squirrel.

Pinbemhak created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Pinbemhak, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Pinbemhak, it will have a low opinion of you.

Pinbemhak's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Pinbemhak's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. You must pray to Pinbemhak seven times a day.

3. Never wear red shirts.

4. Do not speak about pineapples.

5. Do not chop down trees.