Cumbellabratsakjab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, blissful wasp.

Cumbellabratsakjab created Asia eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cumbellabratsakjab, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Cumbellabratsakjab, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Cumbellabratsakjab's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Cumbellabratsakjab's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not wear titanium on your body.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never write about optics.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.