Parkdutnut is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, wise gerbil.

Parkdutnut created the planet Saturn six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Parkdutnut, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Parkdutnut, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Parkdutnut's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Parkdutnut's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Parkdutnut six times a day.

2. Run away if three foxes approach from the east.

3. Do not wear silicon on your body.

4. Ducks are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.