Venvenyart is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, merciless hydra.

Venvenyart created the Cigar Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Venvenyart, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Venvenyart, she will make you grow a tail.

Venvenyart's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Venvenyart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt frogs.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never paint your chest black.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never look in ponds.