Bedjondub is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, tiresome manatee.

Bedjondub created the Virgo Supercluster six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bedjondub, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bedjondub, he will turn you into a plant.

Bedjondub's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Bedjondub's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in the presence of dogs.

2. Never feed beans to swans while wearing jumpers.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never talk about solid mechanics.