Nillgofpin is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, tiresome wasp.

Nillgofpin created a bottom quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nillgofpin, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Nillgofpin, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Nillgofpin's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Nillgofpin's Holy Commandments

1. Learn five new languages a year.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Run away from green otters, for they are unholy.

4. Never chant in the presence of hamsters.

5. Never go into indigo rooms.