Himtarlim is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, ill-tempered salamander.

Himtarlim created the Virgo Supercluster four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Himtarlim, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Himtarlim, he will turn you into a slug.

Himtarlim's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Himtarlim's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Erect nine aluminium sculptures of Himtarlim on top of important buildings.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.