Gadcuntail Wotbapcum is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, almighty bat.

Gadcuntail Wotbapcum created the solar system three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gadcuntail Wotbapcum, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Gadcuntail Wotbapcum, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Gadcuntail Wotbapcum's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Gadcuntail Wotbapcum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near mice while wearing cyan dresses and balancing eight silicon spheres on your face.

3. Never think about ultrasonics near nematodes while wearing yellow ear rings and balancing nine gold spheres on your hands.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

5. Do not wear aluminium on your body.