Bafgigget is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, strong snake.

Bafgigget created matter eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bafgigget, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Bafgigget, he will turn you into a frog.

Bafgigget's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Bafgigget's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about lentils.

2. Always make sure there are no turtles in a building before entering it.

3. Do not hurt snails.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never talk about black holes.