Zedlapfig is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, flying centipede.

Zedlapfig created the Small Magellanic Cloud five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zedlapfig, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Zedlapfig, she will not invite you to parties.

Zedlapfig's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Zedlapfig's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not take Zedlapfig's name in vain.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not covet oxen.