Dantifvol is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, passionate crocodile.

Dantifvol created life seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Dantifvol, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Dantifvol, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Dantifvol's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Dantifvol's Holy Commandments

1. Dantifvol loves pigs, so they must be respected.

2. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never eat green fruit.