Zagbadgof is a god.
He takes the form of a very heavy, amazing
mink.
Zagbadgof created snails five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Zagbadgof, he will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Zagbadgof, he will send two she bears to sort you out.
Zagbadgof's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.
Zagbadgof's Holy Commandments1. Do not covet oxen.
2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
3. Do not hurt capybaras.
4. Do not listen to music.
5. Never write about quantum mechanics.