Dotstragdussingupgam is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, resourceful unicorn.

Dotstragdussingupgam created dark matter four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dotstragdussingupgam, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Dotstragdussingupgam, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Dotstragdussingupgam's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Dotstragdussingupgam's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about thermodynamics.

2. Never talk about special relativity near great tits while wearing violet corsets.

3. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Dotstragdussingupgam in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Run away from orange hamsters, for they are unholy.