Watrapdiss is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unselfish parrot.

Watrapdiss created the Large Magellanic Cloud six million years ago.

If you believe in Watrapdiss, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Watrapdiss, it will torture you forever.

Watrapdiss' most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Watrapdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never paint your neck green.

4. Always help goats.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.