Hab Nurltoftad is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, narcissistic wyrm.

Hab Nurltoftad created the Milkyway two years ago.

If you believe in Hab Nurltoftad, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Hab Nurltoftad, he will not care.

Hab Nurltoftad's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Hab Nurltoftad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never run near ants.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.