Catbustundub Daplibkip is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, boastful armadillo.

Catbustundub Daplibkip created the Sun four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Catbustundub Daplibkip, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Catbustundub Daplibkip, he will destroy your home planet.

Catbustundub Daplibkip's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Catbustundub Daplibkip's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Always obey Catbustundub Daplibkip's priests.

3. Never feed carrots to porpoises while wearing ear rings.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Run away if six nematodes approach from the north.