Teenduddod is a god.

She takes the form of a large, benevolent cow.

Teenduddod created the solar system three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Teenduddod, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Teenduddod, she will cry a lot.

Teenduddod's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Teenduddod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never write about solid mechanics.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never hurt frogs.

5. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.