Padnillshav is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, strong badger.

Padnillshav created the Large Magellanic Cloud three million years ago.

If you believe in Padnillshav, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Padnillshav, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Padnillshav's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Padnillshav's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Erect seven copper sculptures of Padnillshav on top of important buildings.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Hide from gray capybaras for they are unholy.

5. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a building before entering it.