Tagjenbim is a god.
It takes the form of a corpulent, sapient
lizard.
Tagjenbim created an atom four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Tagjenbim, it will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Tagjenbim, it will destroy your favourite planet.
Tagjenbim's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.
Tagjenbim's Holy Commandments1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
2. Never play with disobedient children.
3. Doves are not to be trusted.
4. Feed all hungry nematodes.
5. Always obey Tagjenbim's priests.