Hugvogbell is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, wise wren.

Hugvogbell created Africa nine million years ago.

If you believe in Hugvogbell, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Hugvogbell, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Hugvogbell's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Hugvogbell's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never eat oranges.

3. Do not keep three doves in a large pit.

4. Never wear turquoise stockings.

5. Do not stand on grass.