Limteenneg is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, benevolent gorilla.

Limteenneg created a bottom quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Limteenneg, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Limteenneg, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Limteenneg's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Limteenneg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear cyan clothing.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.

4. Always look after injured tortoises.

5. Never wear yellow ear rings.