Cidyamnurt is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, ill-tempered beaver.

Cidyamnurt created the Andromeda Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cidyamnurt, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cidyamnurt, she will not invite you to parties.

Cidyamnurt's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Cidyamnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Put Cidyamnurt first in all things.

2. Never think about solid mechanics near porpoises while wearing gray shirts and balancing four aluminium spheres on your neck.

3. Never hop in the presence of pigs.

4. Never think ill of sick eagles.

5. Do not sit in public.