Poghanrutt is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, unfair lobster.

Poghanrutt created viruses three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Poghanrutt, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Poghanrutt, it will make you grow a tail.

Poghanrutt's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Poghanrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if four dogs approach from the east.

2. Never write about stars.

3. You must love Poghanrutt.

4. Mites are not to be trusted.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.