Listmapyamdog Sashinlarp is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, selfish wyrm.

Listmapyamdog Sashinlarp created dark energy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Listmapyamdog Sashinlarp, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Listmapyamdog Sashinlarp, he will turn you into a dog.

Listmapyamdog Sashinlarp's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Listmapyamdog Sashinlarp's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Put Listmapyamdog Sashinlarp first in all things.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.