Libdossyamkenpadpinget is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, egotistical hydra.

Libdossyamkenpadpinget created a bottom quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Libdossyamkenpadpinget, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Libdossyamkenpadpinget, it will turn you into a plant.

Libdossyamkenpadpinget's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Libdossyamkenpadpinget's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no eagles in a room before entering it.

2. Do not drink water in white rooms.

3. Never paint your feet turquoise.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.