Cubfedlat is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, competent jaguar.

Cubfedlat created tapeworms nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cubfedlat, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cubfedlat, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Cubfedlat's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Cubfedlat's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured ants.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never think about special relativity near foxes while wearing yellow shorts and balancing seven gold spheres on your face.

4. Never look at galaxies.

5. Never talk about nebulae.