Fudnuttmum is a god.
She takes the form of a massive, compassionate
seal.
Fudnuttmum created time and space eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Fudnuttmum, she will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Fudnuttmum, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.
Fudnuttmum's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.
Fudnuttmum's Holy Commandments1. Do not hurt eagles.
2. Always obey Fudnuttmum's priests.
3. Never write about nebulae.
4. Always wear brown.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.