Latcidtun is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, egotistical manatee.

Latcidtun created a photon six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Latcidtun, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Latcidtun, it will think nothing of it.

Latcidtun's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Latcidtun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Foxes are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Latcidtun loves dolphins, so they must be honoured.