Pibbosswad is a god.

She takes the form of a large, humane jaguar.

Pibbosswad created the planet Saturn nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Pibbosswad, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Pibbosswad, she will have a low opinion of you.

Pibbosswad's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Pibbosswad's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

3. You must love Pibbosswad.

4. Do not dye your hair black.

5. Do not chop down trees.