Himtitpad is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, stupid parrot.

Himtitpad created energy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Himtitpad, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Himtitpad, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Himtitpad's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Himtitpad's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt mice.

2. Run away if five frogs approach from the north.

3. Do not shave your chest.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not chop down trees.