Zakomtgup Cemrigstip is a god.

She takes the form of a large, all-knowing crocodile.

Zakomtgup Cemrigstip created silver five million years ago.

If you believe in Zakomtgup Cemrigstip, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Zakomtgup Cemrigstip, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Zakomtgup Cemrigstip's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Zakomtgup Cemrigstip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Always obey Zakomtgup Cemrigstip's priests.

4. Do not speak about garlic.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Zakomtgup Cemrigstip.