Botsinmif is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, resourceful grasshopper.

Botsinmif created dark matter seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Botsinmif, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Botsinmif, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Botsinmif's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Botsinmif's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Botsinmif.

2. Never feed beans to nematodes while wearing shorts.

3. Put Botsinmif first in all things.

4. Do not shave your arms.

5. Do not covet oxen.