Queeglop is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unthinking zebra.

Queeglop created a Higgs boson twelve years ago.

If you believe in Queeglop, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Queeglop, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Queeglop's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Queeglop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. You must love Queeglop.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not speak about coconuts.