Vigratbop is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, flying gnu.

Vigratbop created the Whirlpool Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vigratbop, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Vigratbop, he will turn you into a puffin.

Vigratbop's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Vigratbop's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

2. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Vigratbop in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Feed all hungry horses.

5. Do not wear brown clothing.