Nulripkonlapmotsagcar is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, omniscient chicken.

Nulripkonlapmotsagcar created Asia six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nulripkonlapmotsagcar, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Nulripkonlapmotsagcar, she will turn you into a tree.

Nulripkonlapmotsagcar's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Nulripkonlapmotsagcar's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear black.

2. Never talk about voles.

3. Never talk about amino acids.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate gulls.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.