Flagruttpidtonksawratvidcip is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, benevolent horse.

Flagruttpidtonksawratvidcip created the planet Jupiter two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flagruttpidtonksawratvidcip, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Flagruttpidtonksawratvidcip, she will laugh at you.

Flagruttpidtonksawratvidcip's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Flagruttpidtonksawratvidcip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt eagles.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Always help aardvarks in need.

4. Do not laugh in public.

5. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.