Nuttwiprap Kencedbus Raklarntif is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, egotistical mink.

Nuttwiprap Kencedbus Raklarntif created carbon four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nuttwiprap Kencedbus Raklarntif, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Nuttwiprap Kencedbus Raklarntif, it will throw large rocks at you.

Nuttwiprap Kencedbus Raklarntif's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Nuttwiprap Kencedbus Raklarntif's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about snails.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never wear gray coats.

4. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

5. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Nuttwiprap Kencedbus Raklarntif on top of all buildings.