Fuddaphot is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, overgenerous bear.

Fuddaphot created the cosmos eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Fuddaphot, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fuddaphot, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Fuddaphot's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Fuddaphot's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Fuddaphot.

2. Never wear indigo trousers.

3. Do not dye your hair magenta.

4. Always treat great tits with great respect.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.