Yoggumcet is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, temperamental owl.

Yoggumcet created a Higgs boson three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yoggumcet, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Yoggumcet, she will turn you into a rat.

Yoggumcet's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Yoggumcet's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about doves.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Never think about amino acids.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.