Dussfodfag is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, unthoughtful hyena.

Dussfodfag created a charm quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dussfodfag, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dussfodfag, she will try to impress you with trees.

Dussfodfag's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Dussfodfag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always make sure there are no snails in a building before entering it.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never wear green kilts.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.