Sitbusfid Wapwonjig is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, self-assured elephant.

Sitbusfid Wapwonjig created Africa five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sitbusfid Wapwonjig, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Sitbusfid Wapwonjig, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Sitbusfid Wapwonjig's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Sitbusfid Wapwonjig's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured great tits.

2. Never hurt dogs.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate dolphins.

4. Never sit near capybaras.

5. Do not make images of living things.