Ladgonbimgid Pan is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, humorless shark.

Ladgonbimgid Pan created light six billion years ago.

If you believe in Ladgonbimgid Pan, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Ladgonbimgid Pan, she will be very sad.

Ladgonbimgid Pan's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Ladgonbimgid Pan's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never talk about geese.

3. Never wear orange corsets.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never think about black holes.
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