Rillamfub is a god.

He takes the form of a small, able swallow.

Rillamfub created the planet Saturn nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Rillamfub, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Rillamfub, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Rillamfub's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Rillamfub's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never mention doves.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.