Omtvogdid is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, slow jackal.

Omtvogdid created viruses six million years ago.

If you believe in Omtvogdid, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Omtvogdid, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Omtvogdid's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Omtvogdid's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick moths.

2. Always wear cyan.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a building before entering it.